Hydrate with a Side of Paranoia.
Whether you're conquering the gym, creeping through a late-night horror binge, or escaping into the unknown, the Paranoiac Stainless Steel Water Bottle keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature—hot or chillingly cold for up to six hours. Featuring Matthew Dye’s eerie, ink-drenched horror artwork, this bottle isn’t just for hydration—it’s a sinister style statement.
🔪 Why You Need This in Your Life:
🎭 Inspired by Hammer Horror’s Paranoiac (1963)—a film of paranoia, deception, and gothic suspense
🖤 Vintage horror poster vibes—a surreal fusion of film noir, pulp fiction, and psychological terror
🔥 Double-wall vacuum insulation—keeps drinks hot or ice-cold for up to 6 hours
💀 Leak-proof, odorless cap—because the only thing that should haunt you is the artwork
🚗 Fits standard cup holders—so you can take your paranoia on the road
📏 Size Guide (Inches | CM):
-
Height: 10.5" (26.7 cm)
-
Diameter: 2.85" (7.3 cm)
-
Capacity: 17 oz (500 ml)
🎨 Art Talk:
This high-gloss stainless steel bottle showcases Matthew Dye’s gritty, noir-inspired horror art, capturing the twisted energy of Paranoiac. The fractured perspectives, jagged typography, and eerie chiaroscuro lighting evoke the film’s themes of delusion, deception, and psychological descent. Functional, eerie, and an instant conversation starter.
🕯 Perfect For:
📽 Horror lovers, film buffs & fans of vintage suspense
🎁 A killer gift for gothic aesthetes & collectors
🖤 Anyone who wants their hydration served with a side of cinematic dread
🚨 Limited Stock—Snag Yours Before It Disappears into the Abyss!
