Some hoodies keep you warm. This one challenges your reality. Featuring Matthew Dye’s phrenology-inspired surrealist masterpiece, Stillness of Phrenology, this ultra-soft oversized fleece hoodie is a wearable thought experiment—an invitation to question, reflect, and get existentially cozy. Whether you're dissecting philosophy over coffee, disappearing into a novel, or just mastering the art of looking effortlessly intellectual, this hoodie is your go-to statement piece.
🔥 Why This Hoodie Belongs in Your Wardrobe:
🕯️ Soft Yet Thought-Provoking | 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece—because existential crises are better in comfort.
🖤 Oversized Fit, Maximum Chill | Dropped shoulders & boxy silhouette for lounging, layering, or making a statement.
🔥 Philosophy on Fabric | A phrenology head, fruit, and candle—a reminder that we’re all just animals chasing enlightenment (and snacks).
🌍 Eco-Friendly Construction | Made with recycled polyester—because deep thinkers should also care about the planet.
👁️ Thoughtful & Practical | Kangaroo pocket for holding your deepest thoughts (or snacks), plus a hood for hiding from reality.
🎨 Art Talk | The Limits of Understanding
This isn’t just a painting—it’s an argument with itself.
🧠 The Phrenology Head | A relic of science’s attempt to map the unknowable—because human nature refuses to be categorized. 🕯️ The Candle’s Glow | A flickering metaphor for brief enlightenment before we sink back into uncertainty. 🍊 The Half-Eaten Fruit | The battle of intellect vs. indulgence—because sometimes thinking too much makes you hungry.
📏 Size Guide (Inches & CM Combined)
📏 S: Length 27 ¾ in (70.5 cm) | Width 38-41 in (96.5-104.1 cm) | Sleeve 22 ½ in (57.2 cm)
📏 M: Length 28 ¾ in (73 cm) | Width 42-45 in (106.7-114.3 cm) | Sleeve 22 ½ in (57.2 cm)
📏 L: Length 29 ¾ in (75.6 cm) | Width 46-49 in (116.8-124.5 cm) | Sleeve 24 ¼ in (61.6 cm)
📏 XL: Length 30 ¾ in (78.1 cm) | Width 50-53 in (127-134.6 cm) | Sleeve 24 ¼ in (61.6 cm)
📏 2XL: Length 31 ¾ in (80.7 cm) | Width 54-57 in (137.2-144.8 cm) | Sleeve 25 ½ in (64.8 cm)
📏 3XL: Length 32 ¾ in (83.2 cm) | Width 58-62 in (147.3-157.5 cm) | Sleeve 27 in (68.6 cm)
🔥 Wear the question. Wrap yourself in thought before this hoodie disappears into the void.
