Wear the madness. The Nightmare Fuel Soultangler Tri-Blend T-Shirt is a love letter to underground 80s horror, drenched in grindhouse gore, surreal dread, and cult nostalgia. Featuring Matthew Dye’s haunting colored pencil illustration, this retro-infused design reimagines the eerie fever dream of The Soultangler (1987)—a cult horror classic whispered about in the darkest corners of VHS history.
🔥 Why You Need This:
📼 Cult Horror Tribute | A wearable VHS nightmare, dripping with low-budget horror chaos and cinematic insanity.
🔥 Vintage-Soft Comfort | Premium tri-blend fabric delivers an ultra-soft, broken-in feel—like your favorite old band tee, but way bloodier.
👁 Evocative Retro Aesthetic | The distressed print & eerie color palette amplify the gritty, hand-drawn horror vibe.
🕸️ Unisex Fit for Maximum Fear Factor | Available in XS-4XL for horror lovers of all sizes.
💀 Built to Last | Pre-shrunk for durability, so the terror never fades.
🎨 Art Talk: A Love Letter to VHS Horror
This gnarly, gore-drenched masterpiece captures the raw energy of 80s cult horror.
👁 The Possessed Doctor | A grinning figure, wild-eyed with madness, teetering between genius and sheer terror.
🩸 Exploding Gore & Melting Flesh | Severed heads, distorted limbs, and dripping horror—a true body horror fever dream.
🔥 Acid-Soaked Color Palette | Sickly greens, jaundice yellows, and blood-soaked reds turn this into a pulsing, psychedelic nightmare.
📼 Lost VHS Aesthetic | Feels like a long-forgotten, banned video nasty waiting to warp your soul.
A must-have for horror junkies, VHS freaks, and anyone who worships at the altar of low-budget 80s gore.
🛠 Product Details:
✔ Fabric | Ultra-soft tri-blend material (cotton, polyester, rayon) ✔ Fit | Regular unisex fit with a stylish, vintage drape ✔ Sizes | XS - 4XL ✔ Made in the USA | Because horror should be built to last
📏 Size Guide (Inches & Centimeters)
Inches:
XS | Length: 27" | Width: 16 ½" | Chest: 31-34"
S | Length: 28" | Width: 18" | Chest: 34-37"
M | Length: 29" | Width: 20" | Chest: 38-41"
L | Length: 30" | Width: 22" | Chest: 42-45"
XL | Length: 31" | Width: 24" | Chest: 46-49"
2XL | Length: 32" | Width: 26" | Chest: 50-53"
3XL | Length: 33" | Width: 28" | Chest: 54-57"
4XL | Length: 34" | Width: 30" | Chest: 58-61"
Centimeters:
XS | Length: 68.6 cm | Width: 41.9 cm | Chest: 78.7-86.4 cm
S | Length: 71.1 cm | Width: 45.7 cm | Chest: 86.4-94 cm
M | Length: 73.7 cm | Width: 50.8 cm | Chest: 96.5-104.1 cm
L | Length: 76.2 cm | Width: 55.9 cm | Chest: 106.7-114.3 cm
XL | Length: 78.7 cm | Width: 61 cm | Chest: 116.8-124.5 cm
2XL | Length: 81.3 cm | Width: 66 cm | Chest: 127-134.6 cm
3XL | Length: 83.8 cm | Width: 71.1 cm | Chest: 137.2-144.8 cm
4XL | Length: 86.4 cm | Width: 76.2 cm | Chest: 147.3-155 cm
⚠️ Important Notes:
📦 Custom-Made Horror Relic | No returns or exchanges—so check the size guide before summoning yours.
🕸️ Limited Edition | Once they’re gone, they’re buried forever—like a lost VHS tape in a condemned video store.
🛒 Click BUY NOW before this cursed shirt vanishes into the void!
