Hissing at Mediocrity | Scary Cat Halloween Tee (Unisex)

This shirt hisses back. Step into a vintage Halloween fever dream with a black cat so spooked, it might just claw its way off your chest. This isn’t your basic Halloween tee—it’s a bold, eerie, and unapologetically retro masterpiece. The offbeat "Happy Halloween" typography adds the perfect mid-century spooky charm, straight out of a 1950s trick-or-treat postcard. If you’re tired of boring, cookie-cutter Halloween shirts, congratulations—you just found your new favorite.

🔥 Why You Need This Shirt (Besides Looking Awesome):

• 🦇 Haunted House-Approved Comfort – 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel that won’t haunt your skin.
• 🎃 Built Like an Unkillable Monster – Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) cotton that lasts longer than your candy stash.
• 👀 Vintage Black Cat Chaos – Spiked fur, glowing eyes, and pure Halloween nostalgia in one gloriously spooky design.
• 🕸️ Reinforced for Maximum Mischief – Double-stitched hems and collar so it survives haunted hayrides and late-night horror marathons.
• 🖤 Relaxed Unisex Fit – Designed for ghouls, goblins, and stylish specters of all sizes.
• 🌍 Eco-Friendly & Ethically Made – Because sustainability is spookier when done right.

🎃 Art Talk | When Spooky Meets Nostalgia

This is Halloween history on fabric. That frazzled, mid-hiss black cat? It’s got big ‘1950s paper decoration’ energy. The offbeat, playfully haunted text? It’s like something you’d find in an old-school general store next to the candy corn and plastic vampire teeth. Whether you're trick-or-treating, conjuring spirits, or just making every day feel like October 31st, this tee lets you haunt in style.

📏 Size Guide (Inches & Centimeters)

• S: Chest Width 20" | Length 27" (50.8 cm | 68.6 cm)
• M: Chest Width 21" | Length 28" (53.3 cm | 71.1 cm)
• L: Chest Width 23" | Length 29" (58.4 cm | 73.7 cm)
• XL: Chest Width 25" | Length 30" (63.5 cm | 76.2 cm)
• 2XL: Chest Width 26 ½" | Length 31" (67.3 cm | 78.7 cm)
• 3XL: Chest Width 28" | Length 32" (71.1 cm | 81.3 cm)

🔥 Don’t just celebrate Halloween—wear it. Snag yours before it vanishes into the night