Hydration meets horror with the Haunted Water Bottle—because even your daily sips deserve an eerie masterpiece. Featuring Matthew Dye’s surreal, nightmare-fueled artwork, this stainless steel vessel is more than a bottle—it’s a haunting reminder of resilience, introspection, and the beauty of chaos.
👁 Why You Need This (Besides Avoiding Dehydration):
• Gallery-Worthy Design | The Haunted painting turns your drinkware into a distorted fever dream
• Double-Walled Insulation | Keeps drinks hot or cold for 6+ hours—because lukewarm is a tragedy
• Sleek & Spooky | Glossy finish + modern bowling pin shape = gothic elegance
• No Drips, No Drama | Odorless, leak-proof cap keeps your bag dry and your soul intact
📏 Product Details:
• Material: High-grade stainless steel for durability & dark aesthetic vibes
• Capacity: 17 oz (500 ml)—perfect for coffee, tea, or existential dread
• Size: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)—fits in cup holders, doesn’t fit societal norms
• Care: Hand-wash only—the dishwasher doesn’t appreciate fine art
🎨 Art Talk:
This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s an artifact of the haunted mind. The fractured faces, clawed hands, and swirling abyss of color invite you to confront your shadows with every sip. Hydrate while embracing the beauty of fear, chaos, and resilience.
⚠️ Before You Take the Plunge:
• Custom-Made | No returns—this bottle was crafted just for you
• Care Tip | Rinse daily to keep your water crisp and your demons at bay
💀 Embrace the abyss. Sip with purpose. Order now.
