Mjölnir’s Chill Slayer | Unisex Viking Hoodie for Couch Crusaders

Forget frostbite—your Viking ancestors didn’t cross icy seas just for you to shiver in silence. Mjolnir’s Chill Slayer Hoodie is here to laugh in winter’s frozen face while keeping your Norse-loving soul warm, fierce, and ready for battle (or at least your morning coffee run). Featuring Thor’s thunderous hammer and Odin’s all-knowing ravens, this cotton-blend fortress wraps you in mythology and modern comfort.

⚔️ Why This Hoodie Belongs in Your Saga:

• Mjolnir & Ravens Design | Thor’s hammer brings lightning and power, Huginn & Muninn whisper divine wisdom—straight to your ear.
• Battle-Worthy Comfort | Made from a cotton-poly fleece blend, durable enough for the long haul.
• Unisex Viking Fit | Designed for shieldmaidens, berserkers, and everyone in between.
• Wearable Norse Power | Warm, fierce, and built to last—ideal for cold nights, Viking festivals, or just looking like a legend.
• Sustainably Forged | Custom-made to reduce waste—because even Odin believed in balance.

📏 Size Guide (Inches & Centimeters):

• S: Chest 20 in | 50.8 cm | Length 27 in | 68.6 cm
• M: Chest 21 in | 53.3 cm | Length 28 in | 71.1 cm
• L: Chest 23 in | 58.4 cm | Length 29 in | 73.7 cm
• XL: Chest 25 in | 63.5 cm | Length 30 in | 76.2 cm
• 2XL: Chest 26.5 in | 67.3 cm | Length 31 in | 78.7 cm
• 3XL: Chest 28 in | 71.1 cm | Length 32 in | 81.3 cm

🎨 Art Talk:
This hoodie isn’t just warm, it’s legendary. Mjolnir crashes onto the fabric like a storm-forged relic, while Huginn & Muninn bring their otherworldly gaze. The intricate knotwork and fierce, battle-worn aesthetic make this piece not just apparel, but armor. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it like you just walked out of a Norse saga.

🔥 Winter Won’t Know What Hit It.
Snag your Mjolnir’s Chill Slayer Unisex Viking Hoodie today and layer up like the gods intended.