Mjölnir’s Chill Slayer | Unisex Viking Hoodie for Couch Crusaders

Forget frostbite—your Viking ancestors didn’t endure centuries of cold just for you to suffer in silence. Enter the Mjölnir’s Chill Slayer hoodie: unisex, unapologetically Norse, and warm enough to laugh in winter’s icy face. Featuring Thor’s mighty hammer and Odin’s gossip-loving ravens, it’s got all the thunderous style you need to conquer… well, probably just your errands, but who’s judging?

Wrap yourself in a cotton-blend hug that’ll survive both the elements and your questionable laundry skills. This hoodie doesn’t just warm your body—it warms your dark, sarcastic soul.

Art Talk:
This design channels the raw power of Norse mythology with a touch of modern flair. Mjölnir brings the lightning, Odin’s ravens deliver the wisdom, and you bring the swagger. Whether you’re vibing on the couch or braving the elements, you’ll wear this mythic homage like a true frost conqueror.

Size Chart:
Unleash your perfect fit:

• Small: Chest 20" (50.8 cm), Length 27" (68.6 cm)
• Medium: Chest 21" (53.3 cm), Length 28" (71.1 cm)
• Large: Chest 23" (58.4 cm), Length 29" (73.7 cm)
• X-Large: Chest 25" (63.5 cm), Length 30" (76.2 cm)
• 2X-Large: Chest 26.5" (67.3 cm), Length 31" (78.7 cm)
• 3X-Large: Chest 28" (71.1 cm), Length 32" (81.3 cm)