Haunted Water Bottle | Artful Hydration with a Dark Twist

Stay hydrated while embracing the shadows within. The Haunted Water Bottle transforms every sip into a moment of introspection, featuring Matthew Dye’s evocative 2017 oil painting Haunted. This stainless steel masterpiece isn’t just a vessel for your beverages—it’s a haunting reminder of your inner strength and resilience.

✨ Why You Need This Bottle:

• Art That Speaks: Dye’s bold brushstrokes and vivid colors reflect the hidden aspects of your soul (and look way cooler than your old plastic bottle).
• Double-Walled Insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours because lukewarm is for the uninspired.
• Sleek Design: Glossy finish and modern bowling pin shape make this bottle a statement piece for your desk, gym, or hiking adventures.
• Mess-Free Hydration: Odorless, leak-proof cap guarantees your bag stays dry and your vibe stays immaculate.

🎨 Art Talk:
The Haunted Water Bottle features a surreal blend of fragmented faces and chaotic strokes from Matthew Dye’s painting, inviting you to confront your inner ghosts with every sip. It’s art, it’s introspection, and it’s hydration—all in one sleek package.

📏 Product Details:

• Material: High-grade stainless steel for durability and class.
• Capacity: 17 oz (500 ml)—perfect for your coffee, tea, or tears.
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)—fits most cup holders and all existential crises.
• Care: Hand-wash only; keep it out of the dishwasher to preserve its haunting beauty.

⚠️ Important Info:

• Custom-Made: Each bottle is crafted just for you. No returns or exchanges, but trust us—you’ll love it.
• Care Tip: Refresh daily to keep every sip as invigorating as your latest epiphany.

🛒 Why Wait?
Whether you’re tackling a workout, a workday, or the mysteries of existence, the Haunted Water Bottle is your perfect companion. Order now and turn every sip into a powerful reminder of your strength, resilience, and impeccable taste.